Goat Simulator: Mmore Goatz Edition

Select Pre-Outbreak mode to avoid dying due to the amount of time required. Starting from the church, travel down the hill and go directly towards the barns to your left. You should find a pen with goats. Jump inside. You are in the correct area if you cannot jump, are slow, and defecate in rapid succession. Remain there for five minutes to get the "I Am Goat" achievement.

Select the Voodoo mutator and play in Post-Outbreak mode. Go to the mall to find some zombies. Activate your special power, then touch four zombies at the same time to get the "Look At It Go!" achievement.

Locate Voodoo Island in Pre-Outbreak mode. To do this, drop into the large black hole in the ground next to the barn, where the alien and some protesters are found. You will reappear on the wooden platform slightly to the left from the way up there. Jump to the adjacent platform and then to the flat rocks to go up from there. Look for the island with a head on it, then travel there. Once on the island, go up to find a giant cauldron with green bubbles. Drag one of the island's inhabitants into that cauldron to get the "Masterchef" achievement.

Go where the river starts, to the west of the "Snowflake Factory" and to the south of "Goatshire". Locate an NPC named Alice lying down in front of a tree. On the opposite side of that tree is a hole. Fall down into the hole to get the "Music Non Stop" achievement.

Travel to the northwest of the map through the beach, then go up the Old Goat Pass and onto Old Goat Mountain. Find the door to the east with a horse running in front of it. Enter the door and get past the traps to find Old Goat and get the "Old Goat" achievement.

From the Snowflake Factory, go up the hill to the Adventure's Path and follow it to Goatshire. Find the path behind the cottages in the town that travels up a hill next to a waterfall. Follow it to the top of the falls to find a blue bouncy mushroom. In this area is large tree in the dead end corner, with a woman in a blue dress nearby. Move around the tree to find a small rabbit hole. Drop inside to find the hidden soundboard room.