All the Things
You have proven that anything can be achieved through the sacrifice of minions.
Platinum
Appeasement
Jeff is satisfied.
Gold
Ardent Archaeologist
Master the Ruins
Gold
Beat the Devs
No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?
Gold
Dungeon Delver
Master the Castle
Gold
Enter Orbit (secret)
SPAAAAAAACE!
Bronze
Inefficient Use of Human Resources (secret)
Our equipment design does not account for your inefficiency
Bronze
Law of Knight Conservation
Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.
Silver
Master Mountaineer
Master the Mountain
Gold
Master of Magnetism
Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.
Silver
Meet Jeff
What does the fuzzy thing do?
Bronze
Merciful Leader
Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!
Gold
Milecide
One thousand knights squandered.
Silver
No Vacancy
How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?
Silver
Precision Air Drop
One body does not count as a Carpet.
Bronze
Rapid Sacrifice
Beating all the clocks.
Gold
Room For One More (secret)
How did you do that?
Silver
Soul Crushing
Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.
Bronze
Superb Spelunker
Master the Mines
Gold
There's Really Nothing Over Here
Nothing to see, move along.
Bronze