Goat Simulator

In Goatville, go to the gas station and kick the man standing next to the stopped car.

Enter into the open garage directly across from the goat pen you start at. There is a glowing blue beacon on the table. Lick and drag the beacon into the corn field, up the hill. Find the pair of crop circles to the right of the thresher. Place the beacon on the empty pole on the uppermost crop circle and wait for the UFO to arrive. Once in the UFO's beam, you may have to jump to get them to fully pick you up.

Transform into the Queen Goat mutation. Enter the house in front of the pink house near the spawn point. Inside is a television that is running the game. Activate the Queen Goat power until the game's frame rate drops. You can now easily dig in the game while it is slow.

• Simply head-butt or kick a person into a barbecue stand or a brazier so they ignite. This can be done on the Goat City Bay level with Marie, who is regularly stands next to the barbecue. To find her, go to the Cabrito amusement park and reach the small sandy beach under the roller coaster. There is a barbecue close to one of the rollercoaster's supports. Marie, a girl in a jeans and a yellow T-shirt, will eventually stand in front of that barbecue. When this happens, head-butt or kick her into it. If she accidentally trips and falls, you can still kick her body into the barbecue.
• Lick the barbecue grill on the first map then run in the group of people that are protesting nearby. There is no need to kick or headbutt them.

Take the wind statue on top of the second windmill (the one in the middle). Then, bring it to the altar located to the left of the skate park. Look for a path with torches to find it.

This achievement is earned after you walk on your front legs for 3,000 Manual points. Start by standing on level ground. Then tap S (move backwards) then W (move forward) in quick succession. If done correctly, your goat will be walking on its front legs. Keep balanced while the Manual points increment. If the balance meter gets too high, press S, and press W if it is too low. You can also press F to enter slow motion to make this easier, however you will spend more time maintaining your balance. To keep the accumulated Manual points for the achievement, you must get back on four legs flawlessly. To do so, press [Jump].

The trophies are found at the following locations.

• On the very top of the crane. To get up there, use the jetpack and go to the edge where the NPC is sitting. Turn around then jump up, then thrust just enough to clear the top of the crane. Walk across the top and up the cable.
• On the power lines near the road. There is a shed on the side of the road with fans on top that will take you to it. Hit the fan and land on the lowest power line.
• On top of the shed used to reach the power lines.
• Behind the shed across from the school. Follow the building around the side facing the road.
• Under the bell on top of the school. Use ragdoll mode to slide under the bell.
• On the edge of the size changing pit.
• Behind the Boulder of Doom.
• Against the fence behind the Goat Fight Club.
• Buried in the bushes underneath the water slide.
• On top of the scaffolding over the control room in the Low Gravity building. Jump into the fan room and use a burst from the jet pack to land on top of the office. It is in the far corner, on the highest beam.
• On top of the Low Gravity building, under one of the spinning arms.
• Using the fan in the Low Gravity room, then get up into the vent that shoots out from the roof.
• To the right of the harvester, next to a small sedan.
• Under the power tower next to the Goatagram.
• On the scaffolding platform on the roof of the construction site building.
• Behind the goat on top of the tower near the spawn point.
• Under the tree in the middle of the fields.
• To the right of the outhouse.
• Inside Coffee Stain Studios
• On the Coffee Stain Studios chimney.
• On top of the diving boards.
• In the blue shipping container hanging from the crane. To get on top of the container, use the fans on the lower roof of the construction site building, where the NPC is sitting on the edge. Bounce multiple times to get enough height. When you drop into the container, immediately headbutt the G2 robot guarding the trophy to not get shoved out.
• In a blue shipping container on the ground level of the construction site, near the road.
• Behind the Protesters' stage.
• In the gas station.
• In the bedroom of the house next to the spawn point, in a corner of the room to the right from the stairs.
• In the greenhouse next to the Time Trial starting point, but not near the spawn point.
• On a limb on one of the two trees between the party and the empty pool.
• On a box on the left side just as you enter to the throne room of the Goat Castle.
• On the very top of the power line pole closest to the Goat Castle.

Enter the bull park next to the bull under the rollercoaster. Someone will jump on your back. Go on top of the hill behind the skate park. Go through the dam and when you exit, the catapult can be found is to your left.

Start a custom game in the Goat City Bay level. Follow the orange car and travel down the road until you see a blue building with large balconies on the right side. After it, on the same side of the road, is a grayish house with a garage. Enter that house and find a pot named "Jack" in a room with red walls on the second floor. Lick the pot to earn "Vegas, baby" .